They [who?] needs to understand old folks? or Old bunnies!
We can’t hear. Huh! We can’t count! … and when we do, we think we’ve been screwed; even when we’re counting the money in our wallet and finding out it’s not [shoot Mahoot] our wallet.
We can’t smell our own farts or if the toast is burning. Let alone, that we are always checking our shoes to see if we stepped in some dog poop; even if the only walk we took was to let the meals on wheels people in. Mondays, Wednesday, and Fridays.
Friday’s meal has this plastic coated recipe card included. In bold letters “your weekend meal”
A) You do not need to feed your pet. Water is fine for two days[PLEASE CHECK YOUR METER].
B) Important. Please read instructions: heat water on low in the Microwave for 30 seconds…radar 15 ,or electric heater, 5 minutes.
B1) Then squeeze (1) ketchup package into warmed water.
B2) then add the enclosed 2 crackers[ sealed for outer-space travel and outlaw honey-moons]
DO NOT OPEN UNSUPERVISED. Turn TV to hmmmmm! Better shut it off and secure the remote with the complementary self-adhesive ¼ inch Velcro patch, in brail ,that we have included.
C) Blow 15 seconds on bowl (cool spoon on ice if desired) and enjoy your weekend meal.
D) Search for remote, God Bless, and turn on the TV.
The ingredients of your meal is registered in the Don’taskDon’ttell .directory.kom/meals/wheels/sanctuary
Saturday and Sunday we sleep t’ill noon and thank God for it.
Honey! Soup is on.