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Don’t mess with Bubba

02 Jun


My house is guarded by the most certified and bona fide security system known to man.

It, was not purchased, because I had anything to steal,

but, I did not want, anything to be destroyed.

 

I am not looking forward to upgrading my system. Bubba was bought in 2000.

Now, 20012, a twelve-year-old cocker spaniel,

has lost sight of his right eye.

(insisting it was not his best one)

 

His unknowing urination on twice-cleaned floors, disinfected, will still leave a track,

should you break in. Forensics will do the ole shoe test

rounding up the usual suspects.

 

He can still lift, if he has to, one leg up.

Pee on the shoe, with a grin, in the line up

of the bugger, that slipped up.

(no need to upgrade yet)

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5 Comments

Posted by on June 2, 2012 in Humor, Pets, poems, Poetry, Silly stuff

 

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5 responses to “Don’t mess with Bubba

  1. Lexi Jiao Wu

    June 3, 2012 at 5:41 am

    fun thoughts.

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    • ZQ

      June 4, 2012 at 10:06 pm

      Thank You.

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  2. Authentic Imperfection

    June 5, 2012 at 2:59 pm

    Awwww. Made me smile and kinda sad too.

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    • ZQ

      June 5, 2012 at 9:24 pm

      Thanks for stopping by Leslie…I always enjoy reading your blog.

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