I don’t want to do the dishes!
Screw it!
I have a saved pocketed packet—
from Wendy’s four for four dollars;
salt and pepper, fork, and a napkin.
I’ll eat out of the can.
*****
They complained I stayed in bed all day.
That’s not true.
I get up to eat
and go to the bathroom.
*****
[Chorus]
I have spent my life pleasing others
Whether friends, lovers, or out of respectability.
I did it without regret for the experiences.